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Don't eat apples. They hide razor blades.
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Don't eat candy until we take it to the nearest
emergency room to have it X-rayed. See above.
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Don't eat anything that isn't factory-sealed. It is
likely to contain poisons, toxins or hallucinogens.
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Don't eat anything homemade, sealed or otherwise.
See above.
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Don't ring the doorbell of anyone you don't know
personally. A pervert might answer.
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Don't get close to groups of teenagers. They capture
children, mummify them in toilet paper and set them on
fire.
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Don't set foot inside anyone's front door. This is
the night Satan worshippers have been waiting for.
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Don't move from your parents' line of sight for a
second. Your face will wind up on a milk carton.
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Don't cross any streets. You'll get hit by a runaway
vehicle driven by aforementioned teenagers.
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Don't run. You will trip over your costume.
OK, it could happen, by children run and fall down
every day... I know I did...